Found in production. Yes really. Due to some borked LXC integration, my
snikket host reports
```
MemTotal: 9007199254740991 kB
MemFree: 9007199254690591 kB
MemAvailable: 9007199254690591 kB
```
That is more than 1024 TiB, so it tries to go further up in the scale,
which then causes a Guru Meditation because of the uncaught IndexError.