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<h1 class="entry-title">Het vrouwtje &#8220;even&#8221;</h1>
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>Er was eens vrouwtje dat zichzelf voorbij liep.<br />
Als ze ‘s morgens opstond, dacht ze aan ‘s middags.<br />
Als ze ‘s middags aan tafel zat was het weer: &#8220;Wat zal ik vanavond
eten?&#8221;<br />
En als ze dan eindelijk ‘s avonds naar bed ging, lag ze weer te piekeren wat ze de
volgende dag allemaal zou gaan doen.<br />
Telkens als ze op straat liep, rende ze zo hard dat de mensen zeiden: &#8220;Die
loopt zichzelf nog eens voorbij, die vergeet te leven&#8230;&#8221;<br />
Het vrouwtje praatte ook de hele tijd tegen zichzelf.<br />
Om met anderen te praten, daar had ze gewoon geen tijd voor.<br />
Ook dat hoorde bij haar &#8220;ziekte&#8221;.<br />
En weet je wat ze telkens zei?<br />
&#8220;Ik moet nog even&#8230; Laat ik gauw even&#8230; Ik kan nog net
even&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Even&#8221; was haar stopwoordje geworden, en dus nu ook haar bijnaam.<br />
Nu was er in het land een dokter die een heel wijs man was.<br />
Toen hij dat vrouwtje zag en haar hoorde praten, zei hij;<br />
&#8220;Mevrouw, u bent heel erg ziek en ik weet wat u mankeert.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Zeg het maar eens gauw dokter, want ik moet nog vlug even&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Zie je, daar heb je het weer&#8221;, zei de dokter, &#8220;U bent zo
haastig, U laat telkens de L liggen.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Wat laat ik liggen?&#8221; vroeg ze.<br />
&#8220;De L&#8221;, zei de dokter. &#8220;Zet de L steeds voor EVEN.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Goed dokter, ik zal het doen,&#8221; antwoordde ze en weg was ze weer.<br />
Maar telkens als ze de L voor &#8220;even&#8221; zette, schrok ze zich een
hoedje.<br />
&#8220;Ik moet nog L&#8212;even&#8230;&#8230;, Laat ik gauw L&#8212;even&#8230;.
ik kan nog net L&#8212;-even&#8230;&#8221;<br />
Ze wist zich geen raad, plofte in een stoel en zei zacht:<br />
&#8220;zo kan ik nog wel even&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; zo kan ik nog wel
Leven.&#8221;<br />
En vanaf dat moment liep ze zichzelf niet meer voorbij.<br />
Ze was zich ervan bewust geworden dat haar &#8220;even&#8221; haar belette van het
&#8220;leven&#8221;.<br />
Ze besloot van nu af aan te LEVEN en bleef gewoon zichzelf.<br />
Ze had de rust van binnen gevonden.<br />
Voor iedereen die gehaast door het leven gaat en ook nog van alles
&#8220;even&#8221; moet doen;<br />
Denk aan vrouwtje &#8220;even&#8221;, vindt de tijd en de rust om de leven.<br />
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